10 reasons my mom thought i was a lesbian

1. I was a tomboy at heart. I’d go fishing and hunting with my dad pretty much on a daily basis, and I’d chase kids around the block with dead carcasses of deer and rabbits.
2. I wore camo pants. I loved these pants though, this picture was taken in Baltimore with my internet friend “Georgiana” whom I met online playing Quake. Which takes us to #3….
3. I played an online game called Quake competitively and traveled all over the country playing in tournaments. I was also on a all girls team called Clan-PMS, of which I believe we were all viewed as lesbians at one point or another heh
4. I wear hats. Alot.
5. I played softball. Do I need to go any farther? Oh, and I was also a catcher…9 years, ASA Fastpitch Traveling Team…blah blah blah…you know the rest.

6. I drove a truck. This isn’t my exact truck, but I had a red & white Toyota Tacoma just like this one! I miss it oh and I also drove a truck in high school too…a silver Chevy S-10.

7. I went to school dances with my guy friends. Yeah…so, 3 of them are now gay. The one pictured here is NOT gay thank you very much. This is Andy, he was a manly man, and a great friend!
8. My first kiss was when I was 18, and it was with one of my best friends, Mike. I believe all of my friends were over and we were drunk, and someone dared us to do it? My first real “boyfriend” kiss was with Franco when I was 19, he basically taught me how
9. I rocked a serious mullet in grade school.
10. Most of my best friends all through high school were guys. This is Paul, I’ve grown up with him since I was 2 years old, and he’s just like my brother.